1) Hello Again - Start the game (Load up the game)
2) Playtastic - You found the play button (Hit the "Play" button on the Title Screen)
3) Crossroads - Discovered the Main Menu (Visit the Main Menu)
4) Mission Accepted - Start the game (Begin Achievement Unlocked 2)
5) Tiles Loaded - Loaded the level (Load up Achievement Unlocked 2)
6) Home Sweet Home - Found your home (Visit Home - Most western room)
7) First Floor - Reach the first floor (Reach the First Floor)
8) Second Floor - Reach the second floor (Reach the Second Floor)
9) Third Floor - Reach the third floor (Reach the Third Floor)
10) Fourth Floor - Got to the fourth floor (Reach the Fourth Floor)
11) Fifth Floor - Got to the fifth floor (Reach the Fifth Floor)
12) Cataclysm - Welcome to reality (Reach reality)
13) Storefront - Found the store (Reach the Marketplace)
14) Thrifty - Found the second shop room (Reach the Second Room in the Marketplace)
15) Windowshopper - Found the third shop room
(Reach the Third Room in the Marketplace)
16) Shopper - Found the fouth shop room (Reach the Fourth Room in the Marketplace)
17) Big Spender - Found the fifth shop room (Reach the Fifth Room in the Marketplace)
18) Shopaholic - Found all the shop rooms (Reach the Six Room in the Marketplace)
19) Navigationer - Found all the areas (Reach every location on the map)
20) Just Gave In - Bought the first level pack
(Purchase the First Level Pack in the Marketplace)
21) Add-on-tastic - Bought the second level pack
(Purchase the Second Level Pack in the Marketplace)
22) Deluxe Edition - Bought the third level pack
(Purchase the Third Level Pack in the Marketplace)
23) Gold Edition - Bought the fourth level pack
(Purchase the Fourth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
24) Platinum Edition - Bought the fifth level pack
(Purchase the Fifth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
25) Charge It! - Buy all the level packs
(Purchase the Sixth Level Pack in the Marketplace)
26) Wallet Burn - Press a purchase button
(Purchase something in the Marketplace)
27) No Refunds - Jump on a purchased upgrade
(Upgrade Purchase something in the Marketplace)
28) Panicked Shopper - Panic in the shop (Hit the Panic Button while in the Marketplace)
29) Home Emergency - Panic at home (Hit the Panic Button while at Home)
30) Panic Attack - Panic ten times (Hit the Panic Button 10 times)
31) Thirsty - Drink some water (Drink Water at Home)
32) Save the Whales - Drink all the water (Drink all of the Water at Home)
33) Wheel and Deal - Jump on the hamster wheel
(Jump onto the Hamster Wheel at Home)
34) Full Speed Ahead! - Reach full speed on wheel
(Reach 88 MPH on the Hamster Wheel at Home)
35) Two Trick Pony - Run both ways on the treadmill
(Change direction while on the Treadmill)
36) One... - Go once over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
37) Two... - Go twice over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
38) Three... - Go three times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
39) Four... - Go four times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
40) Five! - Go five times over the wheel (Jump over the Treadmill)
41) Dismount! - Jump off the wheel (Jump off of the Treadmill)
42) Teleport! - Go through a teleporter (Go through a teleporter on Floor Four)
43) Beam Me Up - Exit and Enter every teleporter (Go through every Teleporter)
44) Freefall Forever - Get in a downward vertical loop
(Fall down the side path of the rooms to reach the First Floor)
45) Falling Up - Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
(Create a Teleporter, to make an infinite loop)
46) Corpse Loop - Get a corpse into an infinite loop
(Drop a corpse into a Looping Teleporter)
47) Reenter - Enter the same teleporter twice (Reach the same Teleporter Twice)
48) You Might As Well - Jump up and down (Press the Jump Button - arrow key)
49) Bouncy - Jump 10 Times (Press the Jump Button 10 times - arrow key)
50) Flouncy - Jump 50 Times (Press the Jump Button 50 times - arrow key)
51) Trouncy - Jump 100 Times (Press the Jump Button 100 times - arrow key)
52) Pouncy - Jump 250 Times (Press the Jump Button 250 times - arrow key)
53) Full Jump - Do a big jump
(Press the Jump Button until you fall back down - arrow key)
54) No Double Jumping - Try to double jump
(Attempt to double jump - hit the arrow key twice)
55) See Ya - Die. (Die from a spike or hit the Panic Button)
56) Subtle Movement - Move a tiny amount across the screen (Move Slightly)
57) Panic Attack - Hit the Panic Button (The the Panic Button on your keyboard)
58) Midflight Deceased - Panic while airborne (Panic while in the air - arrow key)
59) Multideath - Die 10 times (Die Ten times)
60) MegaDeath - Die 50 times (Die Fifty times)
61) GigaDeath - Die 100 times (Die One-Hundred times)
62) Impaler - Die on spikes (Die by hitting a spike)
63) Stalagmite - Die on upward spikes (Be Impaled by an Upward Spike)
64) Stalactite - Die on downward spikes (Be Impaled by an Downward Spike)
65) Staleftmite - Die on leftward spikes (Be Impaled by an Leftward Spike)
66) Starightcite - Die on rightward spikes (Be Impaled by an Rightward Spike)
67) I Love You Spike - Die 10 times on the same spike
(Be Impaled by the same Spike 10 times)
68) Pink - Turn a spike pink (Be Impaled by a Spike)
69) First Floor Pink - Turn first floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the first floor pink, by being impaled by them)
70) Second Floor Pink - Turn second floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the second floor pink, by being impaled by them)
71) Third Floor Pink - Turn the third floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the third floor pink, by being impaled by them)
72) Fourth Floor Pink - Turn the fourth floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the fourth floor pink, by being impaled by them)
73) Fifth Floor Pink - Turn the fifth floor spikes pink
(Turn all of the Spike on the fifth floor pink, by being impaled by them)
74) Pinky Swear - Turn half the spikes pink (Turn half of all the Spikes pink)
75) Pinky Promise - Turn all the spikes pink (Turn all of the Spikes Pink)
76) WASD - Prefer the WASD Control (Use the WASD keys to move your Character)
77) Arrow Keys - Prefer the Arrow Control (Use the arrow keys to move your Character)
78) Colour My Tile - Paint a block (Paint any block in the game)
79) 100 Pretty Tiles - Colour 100 tiles in one room
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on any Floor)
80) First Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on first Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the First Floor)
81) Second Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Second Floor)
82) Third Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Third Floor)
83) Fourth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Fourth Floor)
84) Fifth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor
(Paint One-Hundred Tiles on the Fifth Floor)
85) Coloured 50 - Paint 50 tiles (Paint any 50 Tiles)
86) Coloured 100 - Paint 100 tiles (Paint any 50 Tiles)
87) Coloured 150 - Paint 150 tiles (Paint any 150 Tiles)
88) Coloured 250 - Paint 250 tiles (Paint any 250 Tiles)
89) Repainted 500 - Paint 500 tiles (Paint any 500 Tiles)
90) Launcher - Touch a launcher (Access a Launcher)
91) Launcher Cleaner - Clean all the first floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the First Floor)
92) Launcher Scrubber - Clean all the second floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the Second Floor)
93) Launcher Polisher - Clean all the third floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the Third Floor)
94) Launcher Rinser - Clean all the fourth floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the Fourth Floor)
95) Launcher Washer - Clean all the fifth floor launchers
(Access all Launchers on the Fifth Floor)
96) Launcher Powerwasher - Clean all launchers
(Access all Launchers on all of the Floors)
97) Look, a Penny! - Find a coin (Collect One Coin)
98) Pennybags - Collect 30 coins (Collect Thirty Coin)
99) Moneymaker - Collect 60 coins (Collect Sixty Coin)
100) Pennywise - Collect 90 coins (Collect Ninety Coin)
101) It Prints Money - Collect 120 coins (Collect One-Hundred Twenty Coin)
102) Scrooge - Collect 140 coins (Collect One-Hundred Fourty Coin)
103) 1st Collection - Collect first floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the First Floor)
104) 2nd Collection - Collect second floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Second Floor)
105) 3rd Collection - Collect third floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Third Floor)
106) 4th Collection - Collect fourth floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Fourth Floor)
107) 5th Collection - Collect fifth floor coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Fifth Floor)
108) Gotta Collect 'em All! - Collect all the coins (Collect All of the Coins on the Sixth Floor)
109) I'm Glad You're Here - Stick around for 10 seconds
(Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 10 Seconds)
110) Good Company - Stick around for 30 seconds
(Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 30 Seconds)
111) BFFs - Stick around for 60 seconds (Play Achievement Unlocked 2 for 60 Seconds)
112) West Side - Look West (Use the Left Arrow/A Key)
113) East Side - Look East (Use the Right Arrow/D Key)
114) Dizzy - Flip direction 5 times in 1 second
(Use the Right and Left Arrow keys to quickly move the Character back and forth)
115) Hover - Stay airbourne for 6 seconds (Jump into the air for 6 seconds)
116) Dead Crowd - Generate 3 corpses at once (Gather 3 corpses)
117) Corpsaholic - Generate 5 corpses at once (Gather 5 corpses)
118) Necrophilia - Generate 10 corpses at once (Gather 10 corpses)
119) Spike Corpse Hoedown - Land 3 corpses together on the same spike
(Gather 3 corpses off of one Spike)
120) Corpse Levitation - Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds
(Maintain a copse in the air for two Seconds)
121) Corpse Juggling - Suspend 5 different corpses (Maintain 5 copses in the air)
122) Body Drop - Send a corpse to another floor (Land a corpse in another room -Lancher+Panic = Hint)
123) Undead Touch - Touch a dead corpse (Bump into a corpse)
124) Telecorpse - Teleport a corpse (Toss a copse into a teleporter - Panic Button)
125) Teletired - Teleport 50 times (Use 50 teleporters)
126) Relapse - Panic while touching a checkpoint
(Hit the Panic Button while at a Checkpoint)
127) Respawnorama - Respawn at every checkpoint (Respawn at every Checkpoint)
128) Clicky - Click click clickaroo (Click the Screen)
129) Not Left Click - Check out the Right Click Menu (Hit the Right-Click Button)
130) BILLY MAYS - Enable Caps Lock (Hit the Caps Lock Button)
131) Scrolly - Scroll the achievements list (Scroll through the Achievements list)
132) Extreme Scrolling - Scroll to the very bottom
(Scroll to the bottom of the Achievements list)
133) So Happy! - Make a happy face with keyboard letters (Type out :) into the Keyboard (colon + close parentheses))
134) Erasure - Push the backspace key (Hit the Backspace button on your Keyboard)
135) Quality Time - Set the quality lower (Change the Quality of the game)
136) Waltzing Ma - Push the tilda key (~) (Type out ~)
137) Partial Colon - Push the semicolon (Hit the Semi-Colon Button ; )
138) Silence is Golden - Push the mute button (Hit the Mute Button)
139) Same combo as my luggage! - Push 1,2,3,4,5 (Type out 1,2,3,4,5)
140) Paste in Notepad - Push the centre of the wheel (Click the Center of the Treadmill)
141) Dash! - Run 20 metres in-game (Move your Character 20 metres)
142) Look I'm Big! - I made music! (Hit any Key on the Piano - Floor Two)
143) Keyboard Hero - Hit every piano key (Hit Every Key on the Piano - Floor Two)
144) Ode to Joy - Play Ode to Joy on the Piano
(Play Ode to Joy on the Piano - Floor Two: E, E, F, G, G, F, E, (D))
145) Twinkle Twinkle - Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano
(Play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on the Piano - Floor 2: Low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G)
146) Row Row Row Your Boat - Play Row your Boat on the Piano
(Play Row Row Row Your Boat on the Piano - Floor 2: Low C, low C, low C, D, E)
147) Piano Slide Up - Hit every piano key from bottom to top
(Hit Every Piano Key from left to right)
148) Piano Slide Down - Hit every piano key from top to bottom
(Hit Every Piano Key from right to left)
149) Corpse Organ - Land a corpse on a piano key (Toss a corpse onto a Piano Key)
150) Chord - Play a note while your corpse plays another
(Toss a corpse onto a Piano key and hit another)
151) Harmony - Play a note while 2 corpses play another
(Toss two corpses onto the Piano and hit another note)
152) High and Low Cs - Jump from the last key to first
(Play from the last key to the first key)
153) Fort Alpha - Find Hidey Hole 1
(Access the "lower middle of first floor, in the "room" "blocked" by a launcher"*)
154) Fort Beta - Find Hidey Hole 2
(Access the "upper left of first floor, under the spikes"*)
155) Fort Gamma - Find Hidey Hole 3
(Access the "middle of second floor. Straight to the left of the respawn point"*)
156) Fort Delta - Find Hidey Hole 4
(Access the "upper left part of second floor, in the lower of the two long paths"*)
157) Fort Zeta - Find Hidey Hole 5
(Access the "upper left part of third floor, in the hard to reach half-room"*)
158) Fort Eta - Find Hidey Hole 6
(Access the "right side of third floor, in the lower of the indentations in the wall"*)
159) Fort Theta - Find Hidey Hole 7
(Access the 'middleish' of fourth floor. Jump straight up and go right from the respawn point"*)
160) Fort Iota - Find Hidey Hole 8
(Access the "upper right part of fourth floor. Right under those spikes in the "tough to jump to" spot"*)
161) Fort Kappa - Find Hidey Hole 9
(Access the "Fifth Floor, upper right part, pretty much where you will land if you manage to avoid the spikes by the elevator launcher"*)
162) Fort Lambda - Find Hidey Hole 10
(Access "to the lower far left on fifth floor. Really, it's almost too obvious that there is something in that spot"*)
163) Fortable - Find a Hidey Hole (Access any Hidey Hole)
164) Oooooooh *Push* - Push the orange button. (Press the Orange Button in-game)
165) No button! - Release the orange button. (Release the Orange Button in-game)
166) Pressing Issue - Push the orange button 20 times.
(Press the Orange Button 20 times)
167) And.... hold! - Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds (Press the Orange Button for Three seconds)
168) Pretty Button!!! - Look at the button (Stare at the Orange Button)
169) Quick to Strike - Hit the orange button twice in a second
(Double Tap the orange button in less than a second)
170) Inactivity - Don't do anything for ten seconds (Don't Move for 10 seconds)
171) Survival - Don't die for 20 seconds (Stay alive for 20 seconds)
172) Invulnerable - Don't die for 40 seconds (Stay alive for 40 seconds)
173) One Wheel! - Stop one slot reel
(Spin the Slot Machine and stop one slot on Floor Three)
174) Two Wheel! - Stop two slot reels (Stop two Slots on the Slot Machine on Floor Three)
175) Three Wheel! - Stop all the reels(Stop two Slots on the Slot Machine on Floor Three)
176) Insert Coin - Start the reels (Spin the Slots Machine on Floor Three)
177) RGB - Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe (Stop the Slots to make the combo of: Elephant, llama, Giraffe)
178) Elephant Jackpot! - Get all Elephants in the slot machine
(Stop the Slots to make the combo of: Elephant, Elephant, Elephant)
179) Emu Jackpot! - Get all Emus in the slot machine
(Stop the Slots to make the combo: Emus, Emus, Emus)
180) Llama Jackpot! - Each all Llamas in the slot machine (Stop the Slots to make the combo:Llama, Llama, Llama)
181) Consolation Prize - Match 2 random symbols in the slot
(Stop the Slots to get 2 animal matches)
182) Not a Winner - Match no symbols in the slots (Stop the Slots to match zero animals)
183) Trip Giraffes - Match 3 giraffes on the slots
(Stop the Slots to make the combo: Giraffe, Giraffe, Giraffe)
184) Addicted Gambler - Lock the slots 30 times (Play the Slot Machine 30 Times)
185) Left it Running - Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running
(Access any other Floor while playing with the Slot Machine)
186) Reely Restart - Restart a reel (Restart the reel)
187) Reel it backwards - Hit the reels in the reverse order
(Hit all of the reels in reverse order)
188) Three Times the Minute - System clock time is divisible by 3
(Divide the system clock by 3)
189) Rollout! - Roll the mouse off the screen (Roll your mouse outside of the game screen)
190) Mouseing Around - Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen
(Move the cursor until you've traveled a foot)
191) 10 Foot Mousetrek - Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen
(Move the cursor until you've traveled 10 feet)
192) EleClick - Hey, that tickles! (Click on the Elephant with your mouse)
193) Won't Follow Directions - You just had to do it...
(Access the right click menu and hit "Don't Click Here")
194) Further Fall - Fall two floors (Fall Two Floors through a chute)
195) Super Fall - Fall three floors (Fall Three Floors through a chute)
196) Mega Fall - Fall four floors (Fall Four Floors through a chute)
197) Colossal Fall - Fall all the way to the bottom from the top
(Fall Five Floors through a chute)
198) Further Ascend - Rise two floors (Fall Two Floors through a chute)
199) Super Ascend - Rise three floors (Fall Three Floors through a chute)
200) Mega Ascend - Rise four floors (Fall Four Floors through a chute)
201) Colossal Ascend - Rise from the bottom to the top (Fall Five Floors through a chute)
202) I Can't Live With This - Die outside (Use the Panic Button)
203) Safer Inside - Go back inside from the Cataclysm
(Go from the Cataclysm to the inside)
204) Two Browser Windows - Open two browser windows of the same game
(Open Achievement Unlocked 2 in Two Different Browsers)
205) Break Time! - Find the hot coffee feature
(Return to the game, with the second window - See 204)
206) Break Off! - Start playing again on the main screen
(In the New Window play Achievement Unlocked 2 - See 204)
207) Buzz - Move around in the coffee feature
(Move your Character in the Coffee scene - See 205)
208) The Burn! - Jump in the hot coffee mug (Jump into the Coffee - See 205)
209) Warm... - Fall below the hot coffee stage (Jump off the Coffee Stage - See 205)
210) Colder... - Fall further below the coffee stage
(Fall further off the Coffee Stage - See 205)
211) Even Colder... - Fall even further below the coffee stage
(Fall even further off the Coffee Stage - See 205)
212) Cold Coffee! - Find the secret secret stage
(Reach the Stage below the Coffee Stage - See 205)
213) The Final Straw - Stand on top of the straw (Reach the top of the Cold Coffee Straw)
214) There's the pump! - Start the pump (Start the Pump on Floor One)
215) Begin the fill! - Fill the first floor height (Fill the First Floor with water)
216) Keep Filling Captain! - Fill the second floor height (Fill the Second Floor with Water)
217) The Pressure! - Fill the third floor height (Fill the Third Floor with Water)
218) The Bends! - Fill the fourth floor height (Fill the Fourth Floor with Water)
219) Full Glass! - Fill the entire building with water (Fill the Fifth Floor with Water)
220) Draining - Drain the entire building from the fifth floor (Drain the level)
221) Hey, a Pastry! - Poop a Pastry (Press Spacebar to make a Pasty)
222) Yum Yum! - Eat a Pastry (Eat one of your Pastries)
223) Maximum Pastry! - Poop 10 pastries (Make 10 Pastries)
224) Pastry Chef - Poop 30 pastries (Make 30 Pastries)
225) Pastry Connoisseur - Consume 25 pastries (Eat 25 Pastries)
226) Bloataphant - Eat 50 pastries (Eat 50 Pastries)
227) Doggy Bag - Launch a pastry into a teleporter (Make a Pastry fall into a teleporter)
228) To Go Order - Use a launcher to launch a pastry
(Use a Lancher to shoot away a Pastry)
229) Pastry for the Dead - Give a pastry to a corpse (Make a pastry and hit a corpse)
230) Soggy pastries - Make pastries underwater (Make a Pastry underwater - See 214)
231) Drown - Die underwater (Drown yourself underwater - See 214)
232) Do a Barrel Roll! - Push Z or R twice! (Hit the keys Z or R Twice)
233) I Don't Get It - Access the walkthrough (Hit the walkthrough button in-game)
234) Stop and Hop - Jump without moving left or right
(Jump without moving in any direction, but up)
235) Aww Poor Puppy - Look hopeless (Wait/Freeze for a moment)
236) A Decade - Earn 10% of the achievements (Earn any 25 Achievements)
237) It's Roaring! - Earn 20% of the achievements (Earn any 50 Achievements)
238) Days Past September - Earn 30% of the achievements (Earn any 75 Achievements)
239) By Volume - Earn 40% of the achievements (Earn any 100 Achievements)
240) Fifty - Earn 50% of the achievements (Earn any 125 Achievements)
241) Every Time - Earn 60% of the achievements (Earn any 150 Achievements)
242) Hey, Youre Passing! - Earn 70% of the achievements (Earn any 175 Achievements)
243) B Average - Earn 80% of the achievements (Earn any 200 Achievements)
244) Final Run - Earn 90% of the achievements (Earn any 225 Achievements)
245) Almost There! - Earn 95% of the achievements (Earn any 239 Achievements)
246) I Can't Shake Him! - Earn 96% of the achievements (Earn any 242 Achievements)
247) Almost... there... - Earn 97% of the achievements (Earn any 245 Achievements)
248) Stay on Target! - Earn 98% of the achievements (Earn any 247 Achievements)
249) Pull Up! - Earn 99% of the achievements (Earn any 259 Achievements)
250) Absolute Completion - Earn every other achievement (Earn all 250 Achievements)